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isittimetoknit:

purple-rose-emporium:

fabriknit:

When a non-knitter sits with me while I’m knitting and seems so be fascinated with what I’m doing when it’s really not that hard.

My ex-husband used to say that my knitting patterns could be coded messages from the Russians for all the sense they made to him.


I asked my husband to print a pattern for me once and he goes “Aw honey, it got all garbled when you sent it to me .” I checked and said that was just how they looked and he was amazed.

isittimetoknit:

purple-rose-emporium:

fabriknit:

When a non-knitter sits with me while I’m knitting and seems so be fascinated with what I’m doing when it’s really not that hard.

My ex-husband used to say that my knitting patterns could be coded messages from the Russians for all the sense they made to him.

I asked my husband to print a pattern for me once and he goes “Aw honey, it got all garbled when you sent it to me .”
I checked and said that was just how they looked and he was amazed.

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The department heads, they are saying to me, ‘You shall not make advertisements in lecture.’ But they are not yet saying, ‘You shall not bring weapons to lecture’ So, we have this blowgun.
Calculus professor, who then proceeded to hit our makeshift bull’s-eye with the blowgun five times in a row and shout “Fuck your probability distribution!”  (via mathprofessorquotes)

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